The Dark Knight features two great turns from guys who will never turn down work, and always find it: Eric Roberts, in probably his most high-profile role, and Tiny Lister. Both those guys have been in so much bad stuff, but absolutely killed their roles. Roberts played scuzzy gangster to perfection, no surprise, and…

All Cricket subscribers to receive a free Ray J. Johnson cassette!

Will it be good as U2's horrible album that came with an Apple update? Only time will tell….

I kind of love how John Oliver is using his show to tamp down his frustration with the irrational behavior of children. It's healthy!

"Stephen Spielberg calls out Elizabeth Banks for lack of male representation in Pitch Perfect 3"

Let us mourn her husband for his heroic death, getting shot after dropping a whole bunch of grenades down pipes to help beat the Nazis.*

As long as it confirms that In The Air Tonight is about him callously watching someone drown to death, count me in!

Nixon nearly died of spontaneous rage combustion upon attending a production of Hair.

A Midsummer Night's Dumb

In college, my roommate and I jokingly started to paste together a Billy Joel musical using all his story songs as basis of the plot (Only the Good Die Young is the main characters in high school, someone goes to Vietnam for Goodnight Saigon, they all reunite at the piano bar for Piano Man). I was crushed when Movin'…

I love musicals and it does dampen my spirits a little about how often Broadway goes to the Jukebox Musical of Popular Musician/Kid's property/Adaptation of a Disney movie/Adaptation of Movie that isn't a musical well.

The Ballad of Sweeney Ramrod

Stallone is so associated with Rocky it tends to be forgotten that he wasn't in the director's chair. But Avildsen nailed a heap of iconic shots and sequences. For all the cheese that the franchise became associated with and the reclamation that Creed did, the original Rocky still stands the test of time.

Also that night, Stephen Baldwin will be appearing at Kenny Roger's Roasters…behind the counter.

…if not, you will."-Wal-Mart executives.

Kirkland brand represent! Cheap and have held up better than most. And they donate to something? Right? I'll just believe that so I feel better about myself.

2004 Best Actress Nominees
Keisha Castle-Hughes, Whale Rider
Naomi Watts, 21 Grams
Diane Keaton, Something's Gotta Give
Charlize Theron, Monster
Samantha Morton, In America

Kill Bill Vol. 1 was a movie I absolutely fell in love with the first time I saw it. The opening quote, the Shaw Brothers title card, the snappy Tarantino dialogue immediately segueing into a serious and deadly brawl…and that's just the first 10 minutes.

Definitely came away from Last Samurai most impressed by Watanabe. Was definitely disappointed by how he was used in Batman Begins.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and try to understand the law, you might get impeached.