Curb your expectations; a leaked pic shows he's just a Sonic Echo Fighter.

seeing Chorus Kids should’ve been a surefire sign from the beginning that it was fake.

I am admittedly a huge noob who just started playing when D2 was free on PSN (and summarily bought the expansion) but I have been loving the Sweet Business auto rifle. Its increased rate of fire with a Well of Radiance is fucking disgusting in any mode.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

Smells are associated with memory. The memory of receiving a video game (most of which have a very distinct plastic packaging smell, while the manual also has a specific sort of printed, plasticy paper smell) is always a happy one as a child. You are literally receiving a physical piece of fun and it has a smell…

Everyone knows Spartans can only achieve sexual arousal and climax by teabagging the fallen bodies of the opposite team.

Cool post Ethan. Like the idea of revisiting a game like this. I just played it again myself but didnt enjoy it nearly as much as you.

this article isn’t informative or funny. was it written in jest? little disappointed in the clickbait. 

Smash Hell already exists though online...Now we have a full mode of it? I can see that getting popular with Link-arrow spammers.

Frankly I think that sony has already decided when they’ll allow cross play.....when they announce the ps5. They know they can endure bad press now, so they’ll use the about face to appear to be the good guys when they want to launch their new console.

Exactly. He should have armed himself with the beef jerky, and not the sunflower seeds. Emasculating. 

Here’s mine. Spacing ended up be a little off, but I like the result

It seems like Fortnite is gonna have a missile launch in the near future. Players have been setting their clocks forward to July 1 and finding that in-game TVs display the word “launch,” among other telltale signs. If leaks are any indication, the missile could modify the map, like the comet at the start of season 4.

Oldest fictional character that still can be seen regularly these days?

It says Nintendo/Hal Labs at the end. No Bandai Namco who did the 3ds/Wii U game...make of that as you will.

This is how it’s done. While the teacher would’ve done better to make a bet concerning a platform he was familiar with (6700 retweets isn’t much when something like an exam based on a game is at stake), he not only provided an opportunity for his students to teach him something, but he kept his word—and he’s evidently…

“If a chef is working in Tomato Town and wants to create table salt...”

Makes sense. If they can’t release Monster Hunter World on Switch, perhaps we’ll see Monster Hunter Land instead :-P

‘To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shadow of the Colossus.’