I live in Portland, and I’ve heard there was a ridiculous amount of gunfire. 

The more I thought about this, the more it left a bad taste in my mouth. I think I had a bit of a knee-jerk reaction because of my own experience.
It may be legit, but it will likely take benefits away from someone who may have needed them more.

That’s legit, she is both of their child, and has both of their genetic make-up. I’m super-white, but my kid’s last name is hispanic, because they are half-hispanic. I’m not trying to get over, but if they get benefits because of their (legit) heritage I’m not going to deny them. 

I’m still upset about the enchirito. (but at my neighborhood Taco Bell, my favorite worker Brenda will still make them for me!)

Po’shines. I don’t really like barbecue, so I can’t help you there.

No.

Eh, she’s got her own husband. This seems pretty trivial in the grand scope of things.
(But I would feel the same way you would)

That was the story that went around. Who knows what really happened?
I take it all with a boulder of salt. 

You left out the 9 months leading up to the birth. 

I just received a call-out to Portland people to stay home in the next few days.
Don’t engage.
This is the best thing we can do. 

I understand that. But I’m done playing along.
I realize this does not make a whit of difference in the grand scheme of things, but it’s for my own sanity.
And imagine if everyone decided to just not engage in this petty bullshit and voted.
(Call me Pollyanna)

And furthermore, can we stick to bashing the supporters of evil instead of focusing on this petty bullshit?
Whose fucking side are you on Jezebel?

Humblebrag.
I don’t really think Sand(er)bag is his type. This was all a bunch of delusional american ego thinking everyone wants to fuck you.

With all the shit going on right now, I have no outrage left for Pelosi’s haircut. 

My parents are not super-rich, but we grew up poor, and my Mom knows how to squeeze a penny like nobody else.

She is now quite wealthy, and still won’t buy a soda out of a vending machine because it’s a rip-off.

This. And another reason why they have the money they do. They’re not wasting it on stupid shit. 

Nouveau Riche

Dayum! That’s a spendy burger!

It’s always been snarky. It’s gotten downright nasty at times. 

Yeah, I figured out Dr Emilio Lizardo pretty quickly.
What a weird hobby.