I have a drawer full of aprons. Like my Mom, I will often put it on and leave it on all day. (I’m kind of messy)
I also do my housekeeping in my undies and apron only. 

He looks drunk. 

I hate these fuckers who place those “we buy houses for cash” in mailboxes.
They’re predators. 

Oh shit, I didn’t think of that. Now I’m terrified, too.

As a person from Denmark there is absolutely no way you can imagine how fraught the situation has become during trump’s era of unrestrained (heck, even subtly encouraged) police violence against black people. That has seeped over all everything, and it is horribly exacerbated by our president inciting a race war.

Sadly…

yikes

Yikes.

I seriously doubt this woman votes.

I know three Karens and they all fit the stereotype to some degree. (I also know one cool Karen)

Starred for the comment and the name. 

She has no job, lives off government benefits. (there’s some kind of joke in there about a “welfare queen” using this language, but I’m not clever enough to find it)

I can’t eat tomato soup because my sister barfed it in front of me when I was a kid.
I’m now in my mid-50's love everything tomato, but still can’t take tomato soup. 

I am also old and could have written this comment. 

That saying is actually quite apt, because one bad apple will indeed spoil the whole bunch. 

I was with my husband and we both swooned. 

I’m his age, and I’ve thought he was hot since I was young, so I’m good. (but I kind of agree with you)

I’m older, and I remember everyone used to always rag on his acting! I think he’s gotten better, or he’s just so fucking great, nobody cares.

I have to say he was spot on in “Thumbsucker.”

My sister worked on that movie, and I met him! One of the best moments of my life.
Of course, he was really nice. 

(had to google Masha Gessen. Spot on.)

In Portland there were helicopters flying at all hours during the protests. Nobody would admit they were responsible, and nobody can confirm who was responsible.