Yeah, for the first few read-throughs I thought she was accused of stabbing Barbies who had been mutilated. And I've had coffee!

Charge 13- and 12-year-old girls as adults.

My middle son had the look of an especially pissed off High Court Judge until he was about 3. She might be one of those really serious little kids, which I find super cute.

she does and it's stunning. she has three looks

sadly, a lot of people have driven me to that lately.

Dammit, Lolo, don't make me defend 50 Shade. Just don't.

Sex isn't supposed to be enjoyable, obviously.

Leslie is not pleased.

OK, I know that Biden is popular with the young liberals and all, but... eh. I dunno. TBH, I'm not cool with this. I HATE being touched by people I don't know well, and I would probably backfist someone who did this to me (and wouldn't be surprised if my wife did the same.)

what the fuck is with old white men not understanding personal space?

So, essentially, teenagers are still assholes.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

I have relatives who are like her parents and they're still savoring what an awful person I am based on things I did as a small child. You can't win, you can just cut them off in the way that's truest for you. This was awesome.

Totally genuinely thought that was a picture of Natalie Portman, Britney Spears, and Goldie Hawn.

Tyra Banks ✔ @tyrabanksFollow

"It can only be JAAAARRROOOOD!"

They are an unorthodoxly cute couple. It's weird to see a celebrity couple who seem to actually adore each other.

i actually think, in some ways, the persona was genius bc if no one is looking closely, homegirl can run her errands with very few second looks.