I also feel like he kinda hinted at it during his Fresh Air interview earlier this fall. I second your comment!

hes alluded (spelled correct 1st try!) to possibly leaving soon in interviews.

That was Colbert.

CHUNKY PUDDING!

Next step: blood pudding!

The gif combined with your comment has been making me chortle for the past 3 minutes.

My guess would be Yorkshire, or Northern England in general. I once stayed a week at the house of a guy who was from Yorkshire and he talked exactly like that.

Oh yeah and sorry, for the comment, I just didn't get it, have read all the comments now, understand tipping culture in America and also now think that anyone who doesn't tip fairly is a complete twat and needs a slap.

I think the one insanely chattering in the background before being covered up by the other is my very specific spirit animal.

I can't breathe. ITS TOO MUCH. It's like a Harlem Shake video but on like delta level insane.

i strongly identify with each one of these owls

Just chilling in my fleshpants, improving in this magical abandoned woodland church filled with mystical sunlight. NBD.

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

Firstly, I'd like to say:

You have apparently never worked for slave wages in an American food establishment, because a low tip is NOT a prerogative, it is a blatant insult. If service is bad, no tip is fine. But if you had fine services and drop less than 10% because your, I don't know...Eurofuckingpeon, to someone who makes less than $3.00…

You are a dick fungus.

People who don't tip reasonably should not be eating at restaurants then, full stop. In Canada and America, servers are paid less (sometimes a LOT less) than regular minimum wage, so it does indeed become the obligation of the customer to fill in the rest. Whether you are aware of it or not, this is the bargain that…

some data? do you not believe the dozens of americans telling you that's how the american table waiting service works?

stop doubling down on being incredibly wrong.

Hey, this means we're also good at licking, sucking and swallowing!