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I AM DYING EVERYWHERE

YES I AM SCREAMING FOUR WOMEN ARE GOING TO BE IN A MOVIE AND THEY ARE NOT DANCING ON TOP OF A BAR

I was in Hawaii with a gf about 5 years ago. We were hiding from our friends dad and looking for an empty level in a parking garage to smoke a joint in. We're find an empty level, and go around the corner to light up. And lo and behold, right there is the Ghostbusters ambulance. I still have no clue why it was in an

Who ya gonna call?

Yeah, too bad none of them has an improv background or has shown ad libbing ability on SNL or anything. Scroll back up and look at the pictures again, dude.

Plus, many men are abusive and don't care if their female family are harmed.

Takeaway - women are only valuable insomuch as they are related to a man.

Truth....

When my mother was pregnant, she was visiting a lady for tea when that person casually mentioned that both her children had rubella. My sister was born deaf. She got off lightly: she might have also been blind, brain-damaged, and cardiac impaired.

I REMEMBER THE UNICORN!

This stuff was my jam back in middle school - Pure Moods, Enya, Clannad, and yes, Yanni. I even had some of their sequels, like "Scottish Moods" and "Pure Moods Instrumental." And thanks to my father, every time the Southwest Indian Foundation catalog has a new CD, I know I'll get it for

Mumps can also cause sterility in males. I am mystified as to why so many parents think their kids will be stronger if they catch all these diseases.

g-string yoga is absolutely not my jam but i respect it

That guy definitely works/ worked in hospitality himself, only a person who has been there themselves would consider the importance of the extra topping fee.

I hate being this person. I'm so sorry, everyone.

I heart this totally.

She will also be one of those mothers who talks baby talk for many years.

"Becoming a mommy..."

Maudlin shit like this is one of the seven hundred thousand or so reasons why I'm never going to inflict a baby upon my wife.