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Man, I don’t even wann get married, ever, but now I NEED Michelle Obama to officiate my wedding.😍 

He only talk [sic] to the media because she was ignoring him for a long time and being snobby he has the right to speak and if she doesn’t like it it’s just too fucking bad she needs to wake up and be a kind person.

Yess!! I was gonna see it and love it regardless, but I am beyond delighted for the haters that it’s getting these kinds of reviews. I can’t fucking wait. I really, really hope I live to see her reach EGOT.

Confession: I generally feel either warmth or nothing at all toward celebrity couples. But for some reason I can’t wait for these two to fall apart. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Seconded. Call her ass out when she says something ignorant, sure. This is craven and gross.

I got MPDG vibes from her, in that she’s a beautiful artist with a quirky side gig, and that her actions (even when she performs them without regard to Cassius) ultimately exist in the narrative to affect and motivate the solo male protagonist. And it doesn’t hurt STBY at all, because it’s a fucking excellent movie

This is one of those shows that I knew to avoid based purely on which of my facebook friends obsess over it. Mostly the types who also share those “Always Remember: I Called Him Baby First” articles, referring to their 6-year-old son’s future bride or some shit. Those are my Hard Pass Alert friends, bless them.

Is it weird that I can’t picture Trump as someone who hits women? Gaslighting, groping, rape, general disrespect, emotional abuse? Sure. He’s an absolute piece of festering shit in every way, but honestly I just can’t picture him listening to or engaging in an argument with a woman long enough to escalate to physical

Can someone clue me in on the Jimmy Fallon hate? I get the blowback over the Trump thing, or general frustration that a bland white male gets prime airtime over vastly more talented comedians/hosts from marginalized groups, but I often hear utter contempt for the dude. Aren’t there NUMEROUS people in popular culture

What kind of shitbag monster do you have to be to refuse to give a woman her famous dead dad’s guitar???? idgaf if it was a gift or what the prenup said; that is fucking vile. Deport this fucker from the planet already.

Thanks for the clarification! I was like 7 or 8 and vaguely remember the controversy at the time and I guess it just fixed itself as the Super Bowl in my memory😇

This. The very people who gobbled up the reboot because it validated thier ignorance are the same ones posting about how black athletes who kneel for the anthem should be fired at best. NEVER let these people fucking forget Roseanne’s Super Bowl anthem performance. Burn it into thier brains forever. Just play it on

I didn’t care for the name-sharing scene. It felt completely unrealistic (and pretty hokey) to me. We’re really supposed to believe that, following the extreme group punishment in the opener and the violence following the explosion in which a Handmaid was known to be the culprit, they’re gonna violate Gilead law right

Totally apolitical question: why the fuck does Melania’s eyeliner always look like it was done by a chain-smoking 14-year-old in a trailer park?

Thank you. I have one parent and one ex with BPD, and I have compassion for Borderline people AND thier loved ones. It’s important that people with Borderline feel less stigma about thier disorder, feel safe seeking help, feel supported and encouraged while actively managing thier disorder (good for you, Pete!), and

I haven’t watched it but I’m glad to hear it’s not as pro-Trump as the media makes it out to be, and that anti-conservative jokes and plotlines are part of it. I’m sure it’s not Barr’s intention, but this means it massively trolls conservatives like my mom, who tunes in on the promise that it’s going to 100% validate

I love couture fashion and I LOVE Catholic iconography, so suffice it to say that I looked forward all through work today to being able to sit down and scroll through this shit at my leisure.

Frankly I’m thrilled they finally caught one of these little shitstains alive. He went down begging the police to shoot him in the head. I’m guessing he wasn’t looking forward to trying to explain to a jury why his inability to get laid* justified the taking of innocent lives. Can’t wait to watch him try.

Whoa...how fucking cool would it be if this new Indiana wasn’t his namesake granddaughter....but his grandmother? I would be so down to see the franchise continue with a female adventurer in the Gilded Age.

Come on, Solitude! Also, I’m assuming all the idiots voting for Dramatic Sex forgot that they already left Birth Control in the dust for BEES.