Trump’s speech has a cadence that is exactly like mine when I’m trying to make small talk with severe ADHD about something I don’t know much about.

Whenever someone brings up the milk/cow analogy, it is always my great delight to say, “Exactly. And why would I deal with entire pig when I can just have all the sausage I want?”

YESSS!!!! Everyone’s like, “ArtPop was a flop and what the hell, she’s country now or something?” Meanwhile it just seems so obvious to me that she made these albums not because they would sell, but because she wanted to make them. Like, how hard is it to comprehend that that’s reason enough?

She does! And she talks about feeling for people who don’t have the resources she does, bc it’s so difficult to diagnose and treatment is expensive.

Yes! Given what pop is now, I totally understand why most people don’t see her that way, but yes!

Highlight for me was when she is talking about the men running the industry, thier power, the beautiful women they surround themselves with just because they can, and she says something like, “And 8 times out of 10, when I walk into a room, that’s what they expect from me. The same thing they expect from those girls*,…

ikr? Like, yes, no doubt the girl is getting a huuuge leg up in the fashion world because of her big sister’s fame, but Gaga always gushes on ig etc anytime she’s wearing something her sister made and I think it’s fucking sweet. I’d sure do the same for my sister or best friend, hideous or not😂

Agreed but her little sister (aspiring fashion designer) made it so that warms the cockles somewhat.

Calling it: whatever else happens, Danaerys will have the Iron Throne melted down. Probably in the final scene.

Eh, I am a devout believer of “nothing means anything so just do what you want”, and I love Jim Carey . . . but I am also a fan of being nice to people. For example, when I am attending a party that others have worked hard to put on...

Just here to say I can only see like a quarter of that dress in the photo but still enough to know that it’s STUNNING.

I totally thought it was the same actor, which would have been hella cool. The actor who played Viserys has had seven years now to age slightly, put on a little bulk, juuuuust enough to make him look like an older sibling. Def used the same wig, tho.

Buckle up! Last tour’s lucite catwalks were hard to beat as far as making the show super up-close and personal, but performance-wise, this tour is her best yet. Saw her in Tacoma two weeks ago. She was utter perfection. 😭

Could she also ask him NOT to walk too close to the edge of a crumbling cliff? Preferably above a valley full of poop and knives?

Headline edit: West Virginia is a state; Western Virginia is a part of Virginia where this is happening.

Friend, Celine Dion was having this kind of fun well before becoming a widow! Enjoy one of my fave youtube works of all time as evidence:

Fact: There is only one person who ever looked good in 00's womens’ fashion and that person is J-Lo.

You know he did this because Macron made a public comment about the handshake from thier earlier visit, about how it “wasn’t innocent” and he didn’t let Trump yank him around. After that, Trump needed to double down and use every opportunity to show he is the biggest, best boy at the alpha handshake game with Macron.

You described me exact situation at some of my old places. I am very conflict-averse and hella sensitive to bass. Faint sounds of life, I can handle—creaky floorboards, voices, some audible music/TV—but bass just comes right in and makes me unable to concentrate or hear anything else, and nothing blocks it out. I also…

I feel like April The Pregnant Giraffe was the first meme understood and appreciated by the all-caps boomer aunts of the world. Besides maybe the fucking minions quotes.