You know he did this because Macron made a public comment about the handshake from thier earlier visit, about how it “wasn’t innocent” and he didn’t let Trump yank him around. After that, Trump needed to double down and use every opportunity to show he is the biggest, best boy at the alpha handshake game with Macron.

You described me exact situation at some of my old places. I am very conflict-averse and hella sensitive to bass. Faint sounds of life, I can handle—creaky floorboards, voices, some audible music/TV—but bass just comes right in and makes me unable to concentrate or hear anything else, and nothing blocks it out. I also…

I feel like April The Pregnant Giraffe was the first meme understood and appreciated by the all-caps boomer aunts of the world. Besides maybe the fucking minions quotes.

Yeah, nah. She knowingly married a disgusting pig for personal gain and stands up for him when he acts like a pig and treats others abysmally. She deserves zero sympathy when she’s on the receiving end, prenup or no. She signed that fucker.

Assinine Facebook Posts by My Pro-Trump Relatives Way Up After Meryl Streep’s Golden Globes Acceptance Speech

June 2009, random gas station in Eastern WA. My best friend was accompanying me on a cross-country move. She’s not the type to be crude in public, so when she laughed in horror and shouted from one stall down that I “had to come see this,” especially among perfect strangers, I knew it had to be something good.

MAKE MEXICO GREAT AGAIN ALSO def rivals RECALL LESLIE KNOPE? DON’T!

I didnt much care for it as a kid, but I picked up the first book last year and absolutely fell in love with it. Part of the reason I loved it is because I could very much relate my childhood self to Anne (daydreamer, dramatic, loved writing, fierce love of my friends), but mostly I was just so impressed by how the…

GO READ IT AND COMPLETE YOU LIFE.

Isn’t it cute how it becomes a national talking point whenever someone tells men what not to wear?

I wonder if it’s a breed thing? My cousin had a little guy similar to this who would fly into a rage at slapping sounds or any sign of two people physically pushing or horsing around. He’d rush over and just bark abd snap until it stopped. We used to joke that he was an Enforcer of Peace. When I commented about it…

He did an album of duets with different pop stars a few years back (Amy Winehouse was one of them, and I think it may have been her last recorded track before ger death?). Anyway, it included a duet with Gaga for The Lady Is A Tramp. The two of them hit it off and really enjoyed performing together so much they tossed…

Yep!

My all-time fave, because it is both so perfect and so useful in many situations:

Charlotte was always the best Brontë. Sorry not sorry. Jane Eyre is full of win and Wuthering Heights is full of horrible sobbing baby-people. No contest. None.

I still don’t understand this year’s categories or contenders AT ALL, but I hope Ordering In takes them all. Because ordering in is the BEST.

No. More than half the people in this country have strong opinions on whether or not I should wear leggings, let alone whether I deserve equal pay or the right to make decisions about my own body. They don’t deserve that level of sacrifice, not from me.

Former evangelicalish here (it was a high school phase). Holy shit—I never thought of it that way! Definitely going to keep that one in my pocket for the next time I have to interact with bigoted dipshits. “But you believe every non-believer is going to hell! So why aren’t you bothering everyone about it ALL THE TIME?…

good to know!

😕 I really want to like this movie but so far every line he delivers in teasers and trailers just makes me cringe and think of those friends we all have who still emulate Chandler and think they’re WAY funnier than they actually are. I can’t be the only one.