THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HORSES IN THE WORLD.

Really digging this hairstyle, though.

OMG! Playmobile!!! The Christmas I got the zoo (I think I was 5?) was one of my earliest vivid memories. I don’t remember where or how I discovered Playmobile, but I remember cutting out the picture of the zoo from something (a catalog I guess?) and keeping it in my room before Christmas and just staring at it and…

I never had an American Girl doll, but I remember poring through the catalog as a kid again and again and admiring the details of all the accessories. I was more of a Grand Champions and Littlest Pet Shop kind of gal, but I did love looking at that catalog for some reason! Maybe cause American Girls definitely know…

Human Iggypede.

No, no! It totally works. You just have to get married book a sweet PSA gig before you stop abstaining. Then you’re set!

Gaga looks stoned as hell in all those boob/pizza pictures and I love it.

That is fucking meta.

Jasmine products from Lush forever reminds me of c. late 80’s scented My Little Ponies toys. And the inky musk of old small-town banks always take me back to running errands with my grandma after school.

“Take layuft on Broadway, then an immediate rieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeght.”

I don’t have a car, but if Alaska Thunderfuck ever voiced a GPS unit, I would buy one just to hear her drawl directions at me.

Because people only see the headline, snort at her apparent selfishness, and click “share” before even bothering to read her full statement for themselves. Yay internet!

:) If I can figure out a non-doxxy way to let you know, I will! You got a Twitter account?

:) If I can figure out a non-doxxy way to let you know, I will! eta: you on Twitter?

Thanks! Tbh, it’s one of those magical combinations of persistent effort, idiot-level risk, AND things sorta falling into my lap.

Lol, right? And it was a neg because it was so obviously an attempt to get me to playfully argue with him. Even when you’re not interested or attracted to someone, a subtle put-down like that can shift your focus to trying to prove yourself and impress them. That’s the intent, anyway.

Ugh, boomer-aged male tourists are the worst. I occasionally get one who pries into my education level and then tries to offer me unsolicited advice, assuming I’m some lowly scullery maid or something. Actually, I run the place, I’m home by noon every day, and I have all the time in the world to work on my marginally…

The scene: Halloween, circa 2013, near the beginning surge of Capitol Hill’s tragic bropocalypse. I was at a packed bar, dressed as Link from Zelda. I am very, very good at costumes. Your typical douchebro grabs my shoulder to get my attention. He is already doing that obvious PUA thing: using a familiar touch and…

I don’t know who Diplo is aside from that time he tweeted awful things to a woman after using her artwork without credit but life has to be pretty hard if the look you’re going for is Clearance Bin Mackelmore.

Yup. That’s one of the reasons I loved her immediately. I had a pretty loud sense of style growing up, and my older brother would never shut up about how I was trying to be different or get attention. I wanted niether of those things; I just liked what I liked, and just didn’t feel like myself in AE or Aeropostale,…