I used to be one of them, in my teenage years. Granted, I didn’t grow up under it—I dated a fundie preacher’s kid and just got really into it. For years, even after we were no longer dating. I bought it all—submission to my future husband, gaysRbad, have as many kids as possible, all of it. Had this show been around,…

Except for the Palins because they all deserve all manner of unpleasantness.

THIS. THANK YOU. He committed an act that he knew was wrong, but creating a strict environment where teenagers are punished for masturbation, given no accurate information about their genitals or sexual feelings, no access to resources to turn to, and commanded to just ignore and deny their own normal urges for eight…

I used to have crunchy curls. In high school. I can’t believe anyone reaches this age without discovering hair creams and leave-in conditioners. Mousse is not the answer, Michelle!

Mine was totally spontaneous, though we paused first to make sure everyone felt okay about it. It was with a married couple who clearly loved each other very much, so I didn’t feel worried about it creating trouble for them. It was great fun and we did it a few more times. I especially liked sitting back for a moment…

Haha, right?! I’ve been watching Supernatural a lot while crafting and both of them are just unreal to me. I look at them and think, like, I really don’t even know how I’d handle meeting them. It would literally be too scary. I’ve met a few famous people before and it’s exciting and whatever but not completely…

Except NO, man. Look, I get what you’re saying. The parent is in charge and needs to do something to make their stubborn little shit of a kid behave. We get it. But humiliation is just not an acceptable option, no matter what your kid has done. Firstly, if your kid is so stubborn and nasty that you think the only…

Interesting! Makes me wonder too if they have a hard time dating, because I imagine a greater percentage of the people who approach them or entertain their advances are the ones with perhaps a bit too much confidence—and therefore maybe on the douchey side.

YES! I couldn’t watch that scene either. I’m not scared of much but something about that just strikes a deep nerve that can’t bear being struck.

Ugh. I’m no bleeding heart, but yeah, humiliation punishments just turn my stomach. Especially hair cutting, because the kind of people who do that are the kind who gloat about it and think they’re so clever and righteous—and the child hears that gloating echoing in their minds every time they look in the mirror for mo…

Thanks! I always avoided roses because I’m strictly a red wine gal and they’d all previously tasted like sweet white wines to me. So I’ll keep an eye out for the Provence ones!

Haha! I was going to post just that! He looks like some frat bro going to a formal party. His picture smells like clearance Gucci cologne. Of course War Machine would want that guy as his lawyer.

haha, yep! I can think of a person or two in my own life who are at that level, just acquaintances, friends of friends, all gregarious and kindly individuals. It’s not the kind of thing they go around telling everyone—just something you hear from the grapevine—but they often have trouble making new friends. Because…

“There but by virtue of not taking pride in publicly gloating over the child I just humiliated and violated, no matter how much of a shit she was being.

Ian Somerholder is the same way. It’s not makeup or lighting. When he’s standing around real people, they all look normal and he still looks like goddamn CGI. I bet Ackles and Paladecki do, too, and Rihanna and Tricia Helfer, and the occasional random mortal you encounter on the bus or whatever. I feel attractive in…

No. No, no no. I have never understood the appeal of Vince Vaughn. Basically anyone who could realistically play a skeezy boxing coach is not getting any.

yesss! that one!

I always thought they were gross until a chef friend left a bottle of (brand escapes me, three capital letters including an X) rose at my place and insisted it was good. I let it sit there for weeks and finally tried it...and it was good! I’d drink it again for sure, but it didn’t makeme want to start trying more…

She lost me at the jab at Mother Jones out the gate. *crosses self* No, sister. Just no.