I’m of course as disgusted and unsurprised by the pubescent discourse that occurred on that bus as anyone else, but can we talk about the way Bush and Trump treated Zucker after exiting the bus?
(Wow. This turned into a long one. My bad!)
It’s been awhile, friends. I don’t think I’ve posted around here since I began my tattoo apprenticeship—which is going great by the way. I’ve already learned a lot and the artists have been nothing less than encouraging and friendly. It is because of the apprenticeship,…
I GOT THE TATTOO APPRENTICESHIP, YOU GUYS.
What is it? Can someone just tell me? In the span of five days, I’ve lost and found an apartment, had a date with a woman who was late because she suffered a concussion on the way, navigated purchasing health insurance for the first time, travelled multiple hours by bus to be with a friend whose mother just suffered a…
I have a silly sense of humor and feel confident breaking the ice with men. I’m pretty sure my wooing style when it comes to women is more like “awkward dad”. I’m fine talking to a lady-stranger but the moment I feel attraction, I’m a nervous weirdo.
So I have this T-shirt I love. Black with a rad horse and purple lightning on the front. I totally adore it. I cut the neck out of it a while back, then the sleeves, and I’m afraid I got a little too overzealous with the cutting. What’s left doesn’t quite look right, because it’s that rigid kind of cotton, not the…
That septa from GoT better dust off her Shame Bell.
GT, I’m not trying to armchair diagnose myself with ADHD or anything. Frankly, I don’t want to suspect that I have anything diagnosable, because I can’t afford any kind of formal evaluation or treatment anyway. But this is really starting to eat away at me.
This hit my funny bone in all the right places. Had to share.
and if there is to be one, might I suggest Internet Cats vs Something Hilariously Unrelated?
I like holidays, even the ones that are basically around to keep Hallmark going, and Valentine's Day has never been an exception. If I'm single, I go out with girlfriends or have a nice bath with some chocolates. If I'm with someone, I bake a cake or buy a small gift. But this Valentine's Day will also be an…
"I'm gonna delete the next person who comments about football."
Boyfriend, showering me with candy: "Hey girl, how's your word count?" :D
I've been touched inappropriately by strangers before, but it's never been completely out of nowhere. A guy I'm chatting up suddenly decides to get handsy or whatever. I'm out dancing and someone dances all up on me. I've always been able to respond well in those situation—pushing hands away firmly, turning to…
Last night I went as a lion tamer—technically a liger tamer, since my boyfriend went as a liger. We were cute as hell. I did his kitty makeup myself. He then ran around while I was getting ready, asking if I had "any cloth" to put under his gloves, despairing that they were bothering his hands. They were gardener's…
Jezebel is a huge timesuck for me, not that I mind all that much. No community is perfect but I've learned a lot in the past two or three years of commenting here. But I'm going to attempt to give up the main page for the entire month of November. Just the notion that it sounds so difficult means that it's probably a…
So I'm going as a lion tamer for Halloween. man_of_pyrite, of course, will be my lion. Well—my liger, actually (he loved the liger idea—combining parts of various lion and tiger costumes—and could not unhear it). Anyway, I'm wearing a bright red blazer and a bright red feather on my hat. I want a bold lip, but I feel…
