I’m of course as disgusted and unsurprised by the pubescent discourse that occurred on that bus as anyone else, but…

(Wow. This turned into a long one. My bad!)

It’s been awhile, friends. I don’t think I’ve posted around here since I b…

I GOT THE TATTOO APPRENTICESHIP, YOU GUYS.

What is it? Can someone just tell me? In the span of five days, I’ve lost and found an apartment, had a date with a…

I have a silly sense of humor and feel confident breaking the ice with men. I’m pretty sure my wooing style when it…

CARGO SHORTS.

So I have this T-shirt I love. Black with a rad horse and purple lightning on the front. I totally adore it. I cut…

That septa from GoT better dust off her Shame Bell.

GT, I’m not trying to armchair diagnose myself with ADHD or anything. Frankly, I don’t want to suspect that I have…

This hit my funny bone in all the right places. Had to share.

ASSEMBLE THE FUCKING TROOPS.

and if there is to be one, might I suggest Internet Cats vs Something Hilariously Unrelated?

I like holidays, even the ones that are basically around to keep Hallmark going, and Valentine's Day has never been…

"I'm gonna delete the next person who comments about football."

Boyfriend, showering me with candy: "Hey girl, how's your word count?" :D

I've been touched inappropriately by strangers before, but it's never been completely out of nowhere. A guy I'm…

Last night I went as a lion tamer—technically a liger tamer, since my boyfriend went as a liger. We were cute as…

Jezebel is a huge timesuck for me, not that I mind all that much. No community is perfect but I've learned a lot in…

So I'm going as a lion tamer for Halloween. man_of_pyrite, of course, will be my lion. Well—my liger, actually (he…