Ugh. There’s this vegan cooking blogger I read sometimes, because her recipes aren’t bland like a lot of vegan stuff, but every entry she writes something like “Yay! Yummy veggies for your tummy!” It makes me think “Are you four? Is this a cooking blog for four year olds?”

Doing things just to prove she can is pretty much her entire career now. The next stop for her is a Brown Bunny video or photo shoot with creepy Uncle Terry Richardson.