Love the gratuitous swipe at Simmons at the end. Schadenfreude? Except he made out like a bandit. Professional jealousy by Deadspin?

“We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.”

I thought you guys hated Simmons. You should be happy! No more of this pop culture combined with sports. Who wants that?

That article wasn’t even transphobic. You mega-dipshit.

Oh shut up

I’m sure, as a Republican politican, Jeff Flake has also been an asshole at some point about something...but god damn, he deserves praise on calling out this waste of money.

This was an obvious money grab.

let’s go back to the post yesterday and call out everyone calling for blood. fuckin idiots.

That is one dude who is completely fed the fuck up. And it's hilarious to watch.

Why do you believe he did it?

Let’s see what the angry mob that was ready to burn Kane at the stake has to say about this.

There was a disturbing lack of skepticism in the comments on yesterday’s initial story about this bag. The assumption being made seemed to be that the bag was legitimately what we were being told it was, based on... well, nothing, except for someone’s say-so and the fact that it ‘looked’ legit.

What did the mother hope to accomplish by doing this?

The lawyer resigning sends up all kinds of red flags. In my experience, a lawyer resigns like this when the client is lying. If it were just the mother, I wouldn’t expect a resignation. Now, this is just my opinion and I do not know every detail, so I could be wrong.

I really wish Eoannou had covered the victim’s name on the bag before displaying it to the world.

Where’s Patricia’s comment?

....Oh wait, it’s not a female.

It is a well-established fact that once you reach a certain elderly age, you just completely run out of fucks to give.

That would be sexist dont you know!

now make a female shower simulator and make millions