No mention how it also skewered the white male led outrage culture that is Gawker’s raison d'etre?

Three additional things that have been key for me:

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

The best part is the confusion of the other team as to what is going on. #3 is looking around like he has no idea how he should react to that.