Is not breaking down a customer perk? If so, I nominate Honda

Average engine in Europe? What? But Top Gear BBC says, that Europeans all drive the best and fastest cars in the world and only the US has shit for cars? I don't understand? Could they be, gasp! Wrong?

She'll make .5 past lightspeed and can do the kessel run in less than 5 parsecs. Plus there are handy secret hiding places in case you're boarded and it is a sure fire way to impress a princess.

Da Austrian cousin. Werkzeug und FUN!

To cheer you up, Weird Al playing accordion on an iPad.

Anyone have a hi-res of this? I'd love to make it my wallpaper for a while..

HELLS YEAH! I'm in total agreement! Enough is enough! The price is too high to pay!

how do you move so fast are you a wizard

These things.

Some say her bra size is GT40 and she only dresses in white clothes with blue stripes while some say she has a double jointed right ankle, she is the $kaycog.

Just too bad it's a VW though :(

Maybe we're just not thinking creatively enough about EV tuning; perhaps we should have plasma globes instead of ventiports, or turn the whole car into a Van Der Graaf generator- maybe even get two cars to spark when they pass or overtake each other.

Meh, I was going to reply to him instead but then I read this.

9 times out of 10, unless you try really hard, anything more than a few tactical lane changes really doesn't decrease the amount of time you spend on a commute overall.

Neutral: Do You Want To Feel Cheap? Obviously, Jalopnik readers love strippers (of the automotive variety), but do you want your car to make you feel cheap?

My dog LOOOOVED my old Fit. She was prone to motion anxiety, meaning looking out the window spooked her. Where the Fit came through was the ability to allow her to lie on the floor in the back seat. Flip up the rear seat (the alpaca configuration), and she had a nice, flat, wide spot to hunker down, and a…

Often overlooked but often as hideous as those goofy eyelashes: The dealer sticker. It isn't legally required. The service department doesn't need to see it to honor your warranty. You don't get preferential treatment because it's on there. It is an advertising marquee for the dealer, nothing more, nothing less.

The 405 in LA. Tar snakes, uneven surfaces, and hellacious traffic all the damn time. Add constant construction and the tendency for SoCalites to let their cars break down due to lack of maintenance, often in the left lane at rush hour, and you have the recipe for pain, pain, pain.