These ladies should contact me.

My ideas are too visionary for conventional thinkers to comprehend.

Southwest drifters are too stringy and overcooked.

Death threats?

And to think they turned down selling my Dwaynes Original Vodka String Cheese.

I take the opposite view.

“...first-graders probably don’t have a strong concept about what it means to permanently harm another person, though?”

“They’re good mixed with salsa”

easy there, syphilis is curable by 7days on PEN VK, i would say Herpes

We live in a very strange world.

They should take a group mirror selfie showing their tits and giving the finger and send it to the judge.

Im waiting on a re-release of the alligator loafers Robert Deniro wore to stomp that guy out in “Goodfellas”.

But flashing your tits while showing your middle finger is so edgy and original. Its a completely novel and valid form of political activism.

Well, im a man so what do I know but I thought feminism was about equality but apparently it is whatever anyone says it is.

Thank you. I really detest that this is what Kim the grifter is now trying to sell us as feminism.

One time I drank a bunch of whiskey with a a bunch of valium and got hungry for leftover Dominos so I put the oven on broil, put the entire cardboard pizza box in the oven and passed out on the floor.

First we let em’ drive and now here we are.

Does Kim Kardashian even have a HS diploma?