WORLD REPLIES: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THESE TWO UNTALENTED PEOPLE BUT THEY ARE BIG TITTY BLONDES SO LETS ALL PRETEND.

I wore this in Whole Foods the other day and was given a free piece of cake.

“ ’cause it’s so not real life—to stress out about a social-media thing.”

Is it cruel to also add that “Scatter my Ashes at Bergdorfs”is an obvious allusion to the famous book “Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee” that chronicles the Native American genocide?

Fuck you, thats not my favorite knife.

Fuck you, thats not my favorite knife.

Well, at least he has the potential to throw one down after more practice.

You are the racist.

Oh and speaking of the Jewish thing, wasnt she in a movie called, ahem, “Scatter my Ashes at Bergdorfs”?

Well, I didnt know her ethnic background that was just a coincidence but I am inclined to hate people who are on shows that glorify their wealth in a world where there is currently a holocaust happening. More than one actually.

Yeah, WTF is this?

Money does not confer brains on anyone, sorry.

Whatever, shes on a show called “Rich Girls” so shes kinda made herself a target.

I feel like she has too many teeth for her mouth....

That look is a NO.

She’s “Possessed to Skate”

She looks like a concentration camp victim in pageant makeup.

“...mixed his smokeless tobacco with honey and Kahlua,...”