Yeah, this kids not gonna be a fuck up at all.

My grandmother flew on Nixon era Air Force One and got a deck of presidential playing cards with his name on the box.

Agreed, I used to enjoy sitting in the low light and writing songs on my iPad. It was very relaxing.

I dont know what the big picture answer is but I carry a gun.

If it was spurring an evacuation its not malfunctioning.

This is what you people get when you have kids.

Thats one way to clear the rental car line.

“Hes kinda funny lookin’”

Im only interested in the part where she makes a porno.

He was then dragged away by men in white jackets while screaming about the worldwide Jewish conspiracy to create a single currency consisting of Garbage Pail Kids cards.

Well, its 9:30 am in Texas so he’s probably dragging his girfriend by the hair into a ditch where he repeatedly will shoot her in an Oxy and Jim Beam fueled rage.

It saddens me that this comment did not blow up.

So im guessing her wardrobe will mainly be black.

Yeah, shes played out years ago but there are some pretty hot pics of her getting naked when she was like 14 or something.

Well that was decidedly un-karate like.

What is she like 60 now?

If its Gods plan for Trump to be President then Gods crack pipe must be hot to the touch right now.

“First the Jews get together with the Catholics which was not as great a band as The Pixies.

Who is the dark haired hottie in tighst and voots?

Let us reflect on the words of Jesus who once said, “Go fuck your mother.”