Good! Decreases the surplus population.

I hate roommates.

This is how their God keeps the planet from overpopulating.

Damn, all this over a 15 year old?

“...if I were to have stood up then, the weight of my head, left, right, front, back, I would have died.”

Smells of rich mahogany.

What a skank.

Now she can afford to stay at the St. Regis and be filmed in Hi Def with surround sound.

“You ever drink a yard of beer? Like a lawn? I have.”

She wasnt drunk she was employing tactical urban camouflage.

My god, this person is an annoying douchebag who should never again allowed to own or rent equipment that allows her voice to be recorded or broadcast.

“We call it the ‘Fun Cooker’ mini-microwave.”

Seriously, he looks like he just woke up on the floor of a truckstop bathroom.

Is this the gate to the Olympics?
It looks like the entrance to a prison or a diamond mine where they shoot the least profitable worker.

“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CURLING???”

So age of consent is 16 and he went to prison for fucking a 15 year old?