“Can you order us up some chili dogs on this thing?

Good! Decreases the surplus population.

I hate roommates.

This is how their God keeps the planet from overpopulating.

Damn, all this over a 15 year old?

“...if I were to have stood up then, the weight of my head, left, right, front, back, I would have died.”

Smells of rich mahogany.

What a skank.

Now she can afford to stay at the St. Regis and be filmed in Hi Def with surround sound.

“You ever drink a yard of beer? Like a lawn? I have.”

She wasnt drunk she was employing tactical urban camouflage.

“We call it the ‘Fun Cooker’ mini-microwave.”

Seriously, he looks like he just woke up on the floor of a truckstop bathroom.

Is this the gate to the Olympics?
It looks like the entrance to a prison or a diamond mine where they shoot the least profitable worker.

“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CURLING???”

So age of consent is 16 and he went to prison for fucking a 15 year old?