You could say the driver was blindsided

Man, Ken Rosenthal really needs a publishing platform ...

Hang on. How is it possible that my two favorite craft beers broke the Quintana trade?

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

I hope the other athletes on his team who weren’t present when he was killed took the news sitting down.

I own a retired racer and just wanted to say they make incredible house pets, if you are interested you may have a local adoption agency to go through. I know we have a great organization here in Oregon that places retired racing greyhounds and there are many others across the country. Also this is useless without a…

Co-signed, Michael Hutchence.

A personal favorite

Pictured: Randy Carlyle, looking for yet another way to blame everything on his goalies.

I’ll admit to scoffing when Nashville got a franchise. I admit to rolling my eyes at Bettman’s idiotic southern strategy and his ignoring Canadian markets. And the anger I felt with the stories of the Nashville papers having to print pictorials about hockey rules! I thought they were doomed.

He’s everything Jameis wants
He’s everything Jameis needs
He’s everything inside of Jameis
That Jameis wishes Jameis could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to Jameis
And you don’t know why

Hi. Canada here. We’re just going to go ahead and build our wall now, k?

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

So, how many sports writers who were furious that Yoenis Cespedes played golf during the playoffs and drove a nice car to spring training will try to give a pass to Bumgarner because he’s a good ol’ Country Boy?

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.