Toyota: “Wow the Amazon team working on the Grand Tour actually want to use the Prius for promotions! Awesome! Give them like 10! We’re so glad the boys changed their minds on these! Everyone loves em!”

I said to myself as I posted this: “this is going to be huuuuge. That I can tell you. Ok? It’s going to be the best post you’ve ever seen.”

My neighbor had an X-Type...

This man has singlehandedly reset the poor reputation of every BMW driver in the universe.

In the next installment of BMW FILMS, Clive Owen gets a beard...

Mi Dios! Este es la chubacabra! Vamos Amigo, Vamos a mi garaje. NP.

Back the fuck up... they made manual XJRs!?

Why does Toyota hate the USA so much that they refuse to give us that truck front end, rather than the pig snout that’s on the Tacoma?

That’s fair, but when it’s not a moose but a kid that shows up in its path that kind of handling suddenly becomes unacceptable.

That’s pretty unnerving that those tires nearly allow the wheels to touch down on the pavement like that. It’s like their grip actually overwhelms the sidewall stability, which is a really bad combo.

Minivans are great and so so worth the practicality.
Think of it this way.....
Its like you are starting to bald as a middle age man. You can comb over the hair and keep it long in the back and drive an SUV,
or just accept your position in life, buzz that shit off and drive a minivan.

Well below budget, but doesn’t really check any of the other boxes.

This shit happens at the pedestrian crossings in roundabouts all the time, both entering and exiting. Why the fuck would I just be sitting there stopped if not for a pedestrian, but low and behold some fucknuts comes flying up the other lane, or worse turns out from behind me to go around. I’ve moved my truck into the…

This TL was the last good-looking Acura. It still looks fresh today.

and then... years later....abandon your dreams of excellence.

What in the bull freaking hell does CR-V stand for anyway??

Or buy a lightly used Rolex Daytona and a bus pass. The Rolex will appreciate in value, you can show it off everywhere you go - not just on the road, it runs on the motion of your arm - not gas, it has a better racing pedigree than any of these cars, and when people ask why you don’t have a car, you can just stare at…

Wait, so buying an unreliable German car is bad?

There would be a lot of stranded motorists if McLaren and Honda were doing this project instead.

While it's nice to own older cars, there's absolutely no good argument for having the speed limits on modern roads match the capabilities of a 60's British car.