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They are sadly now a mom band. But still a great band!

A lot of people think the Beaver is Canada’s National animal but, in actuality, it’s the Handsome Ryan.

Goooodddddd yessss I love it all so much! GoFundMe to send Bernd and CatAss to see Queen Elizabeth’s gowns.

I am 37 and I have asked the generation above me this very question. They say yes. I think because we went from giant traditional wars to cold war/guerilla war that wasn’t as immediately visible. Now it’s all super visible, there are no rules, there is no set battleground. And it’s coming at a time when the west is

You’re dropping that sweet FLDS knowledge all over the comment thread!

steed is a famous polygamist family. in the FLDS they all basically share 4 last names

I mean, this just confirms my suspicions that nursing homes are just dorms for old people. And since I loved dorms the first time around I don’t understand why they have to be so depressing. By the time Millenials head to theirs (three minutes after retirement at age 85, assuming we don’t keel over on the job obvi) it

it’s like calling milk bovine water

I have never, ever thought about this but you are completely right and now ‘bone broth’ is going to drive me insane! All broth is made from bones! Maybe it's supposed to be in contrast to broth made from bouillon cubes or something?

I HATE THE PHRASE BONE BROTH!! I HATE IT! JUST SAY BROTH!!

The whole section on periods is unreal.

goddamnit if this weren’t so completely insufferable white woman bullshit it would be completely my jam

Exactly this!

Yep! I did so many low-fat, fat free things as a teen and in my early/mid 20s. I gave all that up a few years ago and I eat less now than I ever did dieting. Protein is the key for me. Everyone is always like fruits and veggies I’m like no give me a shit load of protein and I won’t want to kill everything. Yeah I’ll

Also low-fat salad dressings and “mayonnaise.” WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

FUCK ALL LOW FAT DAIRY!!

Real talk, I air pop and then ruin/improve it by melting my own butter and dousing it with that amazingness, plus a metric ton of salt. So. Good.

Supposedly bacon will kill you, but they will pry it from my cold dead hand. The other hand will have a wine glass.

Paris, how could I forget?! She finished medical school and is one of the top doctors in her field. On the side, she is a dominatrix cam girl called Cuntzberger who specializes in nut-stomping and cuckolding Doyle.

I can deal with anything else as long as this is true.