Not on topic but I wanna throw this out to my fellow Jezzies out there: I am going to be MOH, along with my younger sister, for our older sister’s wedding. I literally know nothing about being a bridesmaid, let alone MOH, other than the general “be supportive” stuff. I’ve been looking at articles with advice, and…

I don’t know how to leave a tip for a story worth following up on Jezebel. So I’m leaving these links.

An excellent response from her.

To create a legally binding, individual document after vetting a person’s record to make sure they are not letting murderers out (for example) and then getting it to the president for approval, yes. But you go ahead and be condescending anyway.

That’s the problem. There is no “right” way to kill someone.

Look, nobody is saying that the reason hilary lost was because we didn’t have enough celebrities making vote videos. We get it, liberal elite/hollywood/educated/moral made the right/russia/nazi/racist feel left out blah blah blah. No Hamilton video was going to convince the other side.

If I were JLaw’s PR people, I would really dial back on the promo tour and stop her from talking just about now. This is now her time to prove her acting chops and she doesn’t need her Kentucky hick talk ruining this empire.

Tom Hanks(positive) + Rita Wilson(positive) = Chet Haze (a real human negative) is the reason I believe I just have to find an irritable dud like myself and I will breed some real gems.

I can’t resist dropping this: A friend’s neighbor is one of the TMZ leaks from the International Falls airport. Her boyfriend was working there when it all went down and said Pitt was drunk off his ass and did drive around on the tarmac in a fuel truck while Ang stood on the steps and screamed at him about what a fuck…

Is the ultimate premise of this movie that Oberlin Grad Bangs McGee has a magical pussy that moves mountains and helicopters and rich men and The City of New York? Constantly surprised by how this franchise forces the audience to make that leap of faith in the first place. I can believe in all the other details (hell,…

There’s always going to be that one shitbird who still thinks it’s hilarious and clever to make fun of black names, isn’t there. Congrats on being that particular stink today.

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

fuck off