England is the Minnesota Vikings of Soccer.

Not true. Cord cutting isn’t just about the cost of a given month. Not only am I not locked into a contract, like I would with Comcast or or a dish but my price has only gone up once in the years I have had it.

Tollitt: “You’re fucking shit!”

“That dude can walk alone.”

Black folks are just as likely to be shitty as any other color.

I don’t know about that, saying “womp womp” out loud has become a thing in general over the last few years. I don’t know that it’s really particularly common for conservatives to do it.

Well that can’t be it. It has to be that a group of people who are the racial majority, control all three branches of government, are treated favorably by the police and courts, and possess roughly 75% of all firearms in this country are just too vulnerable to show up.

“‘I think a lot of conservatives are just afraid to show up for public events,’ she said through tears.”

Does that shithead’s sign read ‘black rifles matter’?

“‘I think a lot of conservatives are just afraid to show up for public events,’ she said through tears.”

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Counterpoint dude. JJ Abrams basically aped all the story beats of the original and turned in a largely mediocre movie which was only saved by the chemistry of the fresh young leads, Adam Driver as the Anakin Skywalker we deserved, and the surprisingly emotional death of Han Solo.

So:

I have no idea who Sameer Deen is but I bet he’s an MBA suckass who doesn’t know anything about his actual product.

The part when KRS-One has gunshots in his song (which feels like an unbelievabll bad idea in 2018 to have during a live performance) was retroactively funny when as soon as actual gun shots ring, the camera shows KRS getting the fuck out

“ So did Roseanne, and Kevin Spacey and all the other assholes.”

Ali, I appreciate these recaps. It’s a tough season to summarize because the show seems so fragmented with tiles and components that are impressive but then assembled strangely, or with repeated tiles. I don’t think it’s the actors, or the direction, or the production. It’s the storyline that seems assembled by…

Tilda is the absolute worst! The Harlem PD is also pretty awful, why would that lead detective woman let Che’s mom listen in to Shades’ confession? That old lady didn’t need to hear that, she and Shades are already at their lowest points, it was just mean. Also, I know there are more than 3 lawyers in New York,…

I need to confirm this was not a fever dream of some sorts. Did Tilda have a monologue at a graveyard where she essentially stated that she now had to go evil/dark/something just because. Because that might have been the most preposterous scene I’ve seen in this shows yet and I watched all of Iron Fist.

What happened to Luke’s apartment before Claire? Doesn’t he have anywhere to go? Is Luke a fuckboi? Discuss.