Iron Man (LeBron) almost had Thanos’s glove off, and Star Lord (J.R.) had to come in and screw it all up. The following massacre is all his fault.

Counterpoint:

As NYC mayor, during the worst terrorist attack on US soil, he hid in his secure bunker while real American heroes gave their lives rescuing the victims. Then, while cleanup crews were exposed to cancer causing toxins at Ground Zero, Rudy wrote a book on all this “Leadership” and toured the country giving 20 minute…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I honestly can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic.

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

Funny thing is Rudy brought it all upon himself. Like, when he had that interview before the 2016 election saying he had no idea where Clinton was on 9/11 and she was clearly walking next to him.

It’s like he had tunnel vision and just didn’t realize Benzema was so close. I don’t know.

He’s literally the most carded player in Champions League history, and most red carded player in La Liga history. And yet he keeps getting the benefit of the doubt.

The first one was still worse.

He has a long history of pulling shit like this, and he always gets away with it. I can’t think of a single occasion where he went and injured someone and paid any price for it.

Idiot On The Field Caps Off Perfect Champions League Final

Fuck that guy. He grabbed an arm and rolled with it like he was trying for a jujitsu takedown. He constantly plays to injure, and managed to pull if off today. Fuck him, fuck Madrid for enabling him, and fuck Spain for rewarding him for it.

Karius (after first goal): Worst blunder ever!

I was wondering if the final was going to be covered at all. The American announcers and studio people have been awful. The World Cup coverage is going to be awful and only a masochist will watch the games on fox.

Both throws looked incredibly effortless. Like he’s just playing long toss to loosen up.

These y’all kings? Lol

Somwhere KRS-One & MC Shan laugh at the amateurs trying to beef. For real though anything Kanye touches is shit and his lame ass supporters know this. Drake wins just on the basis on never licking Trump’s man taint and siding up to Candance Owens.

The best I can say about this album is that its two worst moments are also the only two moments when Push isn’t rapping. Rick Ross’ verse is super mediocre, which isn’t the end of the world, but then Kanye comes on rapping about MAGA hats on the second-to-last song, and suddenly I’m snapped out of it, thinking, “oh…

Man are you guys humorless.