headlessheathen
headlessheathen
headlessheathen

Hey Amber, hey girl. If you wanted to make sure that we know you are a lesbian, which was something allegedly Johnny had to beg you to reconsider, then dating a dude to rebound is not the move. Hey girl, also, also, also, if you want to have relationships “not for the money” it’s not not the move to date a rich tool.

Seriously. It’s Alzheimer’s. He will be randomly pooping his pants at state functions within a couple of months.

wheeee still high af rn USA

high as fuck right now USA

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

“Language is alive,” Dr. Horan argues. “The idea of anything being a bastardization of language is absurd, because language belongs to the people who use it. Language is what makes us human.”

Deandre Jordan is more of a Maverick than John McCain.

Hamilton Nolan has popped open a celebratory container of Fage yogurt.

Use a false Social Security number to come to America and spend 20 years doing honest work and raising a family and we’ll exile you.

He’s Trump’s Rasputin, and I hope he suffers the same fate.

Say it with me: RADICAL CHRISTIAN TERRORISTS.