“Did somebody call me?”

Is it wrong that I want to kiss that lipstick? It’s just so kissable!

This sound internet-stalkery but you’re so gorgeous. I love your makeup looks! Even when I feel I’ve nailed an eyeliner or a lip I look at pics the next day and am like “oh...not so much.”

That is a gorgeous shade of lipstick, very flattering. Also, your eye game is on point and, without sounding creepy, you are super pretty. Like, totes lovely. Wear your shade as much as you want, work it!

I agree with Ionized Dare. Lipsticks are made to be worn, not to sit in the back of your makeup case! I’m not especially worried about a custom made Bite lipstick going rancid in a year as it’s freshly made (an off-the-rack lipstick could have been sitting in stock for months before someone purchased it) but you never…

Aw, you’re so pretty! I love your eyeliner and the lipstick color. If I were you, I’d wear it all the time because lipstick rarely keeps indefinitely. The only brand I get to use until I get to the bottom of the bullet is L’Oreal. I’ve had lipstick from Clinique and Chanel go rancid in less than a year which is…

I finished the sweater I started working on in the spring, then had to take a break because of the heat. It’s not done done, I still have to weave in all the ends, but it’s so goofy, I love it!

Okay, not ever having gotten into the Sims series, I was fully expecting this to be some weird offshoot of those fetish Flash games that have pregnant Disney princesses. And without any desire to look further into it, I’m going to assume that there’s at least some small portion of players who are indeed fulfilling…

My hound turned 1 a couple of months ago. The corgi is almost 14. She’s not doing so well lately. I’m trying to prepare myself for the inevitable.

What QTs! Here are my pupperinos:

Back when I was waiting tables, everybody from a local group home for mentally disabled adults would come in every once in a while for dinner. It was about 10 people, and they’re a lot of work because they all have a lot of questions and take a lot of time to order what they want. Which is normally not a big deal, but…

Unionization is a right, not a privilege.

Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED!

My Union contract demands I get paid for every second of my life given to my employer. I also get premiums for overtime and out of shift work.

What do you talk about with a lover whomst is 17 years your junior? What do these dates look like? Is he like, “Tell me about rotary phones, Heid” and “How did you find your way here from Germany without Google Maps?”

All I’ll say about the Jesse Camp thing, is that Dave Holmes should have won Wanna a Be a VJ. Jesse’s win was total bullshit.

I never wear makeup and I’m so admiring/amazed by people who have the time management (I always take the extra sleep) and skills to wear it every day. Also your supervisor sounds like a wanker. What a stupid and unnecessary thing to say.

Your boss sounds like a bitch, and not the fun kind. I had a similar makeup problem with my boss this past year (I was in grad school, and a research assistant for a professor). Any time I came in without makeup, he was Deeply Concerned that I was unwell, and would remark on how Not Good I was looking. Son, I get…