headlessgummibear
HeadlessGummiBear
headlessgummibear

I’m one of three admin assistants on my floor. We are the only ones who know about the secret boardroom bathroom. It had been used only by the executives on our floor. But over the last two years there have been so many changes in leadership that they are all new and don’t know about it yet. It’s a fancy 60's styled

Still better than Little Caesar’s.

ahem I WANT TO LIVE IN THE OWL BLANKET

I’m doing this. I’m finished with the birds, now I’m starting on the reeds. You can buy it from most stores that sell cross stitch kits, it’s very popular

From one clinician to another: You Rock! 83 cases? Way too much. Take the October vacation. This is YOUR mental health. That’s priority.

No no fucking no. Your caseload is exactly why you MUST go. Hell, this is something I will never understand. Do they want someone with that much responsibility to become burned out and less effective at her job? No? Then INSIST that she take some time to unwind, FFS.

Thanks for the work you do. I’m a psychologist and I couldn’t do my job without case managers. You all don’t get nearly enough recognition. Take care of yourself first, since you can’t help anyone if you fall apart. Better to slow down and recoup to come back at it later, and if your employers don’t get that then you

Ugh that’s terrible hun! Is there any way help can be brought in for you from another department or something?

My slow-as-hell, very much a WIP giant embroidery hoop! I’ll be glad as fuck when this thing is done. (but also kind of loving working on it)

Craft Thread!

When people tell me “I don’t see color,” I remind them that other people do...

Hey you, you fucking genius!

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

That unicorn is adorable! I’m always impressed when people make toys because I don’t have the patience to knit them anymore.

Love the hat, it is times like this I wish I could knit

Aww the unicorn is adorable! And is that actually you in the hat? Because damn, girl! The hat is awesome too, I keep saying I need to find a good slouchy hat for winter that won’t crush my already flat hair haha.

Craft Thread!

What would Taylor Swift say?

She would say YOU are not causing trouble for him. His actions are causing trouble for him.

Make a note of the action, day, and time. If he doesn’t do it again then even if he doesn’t get it was wrong, he is willing to not cross a boundary. If he does: report him.

Yes. Like, can’t you just like me for me?

I understand maybe sharing something to encourage one’s fellow bros to not have such a narrow view of what is beautiful, in a woman, and to examine how popular media may be influencing what they like a little too much... but it’s pretty icky to make one’s wife a model example in this, and point out her different body