Apart from obviously knowing about Target, none of this article made a bit of sense to me.

My favorite drunk moment from my 20s involved an exploding jiffy pop popcorn thing, and me standing in the middle of the kitchen just laughing hysterically for a solid half hour after it happened.

Tom Holland is adorable. He is the kind of cute I would have been awed by when I was a teenager

I’m baffled by the idea that high schoolers are conservative. What the hell happened there?

I was expecting more from this. I’m very disappointed. 

Jason Momoa can wear whatever he wants as far as I’m concerned, hell he can where MY clothes if he wants. I’ll help him get them on... and off.

She’s... well, she’s a cunt. There’s really no other word for it. She shows blatant favoritism to my coworker, in the past has told me that my time is less valuable than said coworker because I don’t have “a family/children” and only walked back on that when I reported her. And she got around assigning me the stuff my…

La Mer Soft Fluid foundation, the Tarte Amazonian Clay blushes, and Stila mascara  are my jam, everything else I sort of just go with... I’m cheap as hell, and the foundation is a budget buster, so I go with a lot of drugstore stuff for the rest of my beat.

I had a bad Monday night and didn’t sleep much, and as a result I opted to skip my 30 minute makeup routine Tuesday morning and go bare faced to work. It happens a couple of times a year but I’m always unpleasantly surprised about how many people feel like they should have opinions on what others do with their face.

The greatest democracy in the world where, according to one of its main political parties, it’s only made greater when the fewest, and least diverse amount of citizens are allowed to cast a vote

In the words of Rob Reiner, delivered to the amazing Goldie Hawn, in one of my absolute fav movies “The First Wives Club”

The thing I really dislike about ol Musky is all the fanboys who fucking adore him on a cult-like uncomfortable level.

And this makes sense... I’m short, fat, and have short legs and a long torso. It is laughable when I’ve tried to wear them.

I’d like to once again announce that I am NOT pregnant.

My neighbor carried a pretty heavy portable air condition into my apartment. I didn’t ask. He offered. Didn’t even wait for me to try to lift it, as I was going to do, just said “here, let me help you with that.” And I was very grateful, and I must say surprised. What I know of this man as a crack addict, alcoholic,…

I have no room to complain because I was blessed with lovely smackers, but lip fillers are just... appalling. At least to the extent some people take them. I watch a lot of beauty videos on YouTube and it’s distracting as hell. And just another thing for very young girls that watch those same videos to be confused…

A lie, you say?

It’s a fascinator though... I’m just saying. 

I’m having a sort of immature fashion conundrum. I hit the end of summer sales last year and cleaned up on work appropriate dresses. I decided this year was going to be the year of dresses. I almost never wear dresses and I wanted to step outside of my comfort zone. So I did it. Once the weather got warm enough I went…

I’m 34 and I actually feel better now than ever before in my adult life. It probably helps that I’m 200lbs lighter than I’ve been at any other point in my adult life, but I haven’t had anything major pop up besides my gall bladder crapping out on me (a side effect of the weight loss apparently).