I don’t do anything fancy with my skin care. I use the old Neutrogena facial cleanser (the amber stuff in the plastic bottle), Dickinson’s toner, whatever moisturizer I have on hand (I think it’s something by Olay at the moment), and sunblock (again whatever I have on hand).

I look at them and think “I chose that over sleeping an extra 30 minutes in the morning” and I’m almost a little annoyed with myself...

I bought a bunch of stuff to make a large macramé room divider for my new place. My man friend found this huge ass box of antique-y looking keys at a flea market and I’m going to try to incorporate them into it.

I went the exact opposite and told my girl to throw some color on my shit (those words exactly)

I’ve been reading Her Body And Other Parties, a book of short stories. “Especially Heiness” made me put it down and walk away for a minute. I’ll go back and finish the rest when I’m sure I’ve recovered.

I got a ticket today for talking on my phone... my phone was in my bag on the backseat. I was fat-girling it up on one of those Hershey Gold candy bars and the cops thought it was my phone. And now I have to go to court with phone records, a candy wrapper, and the receipt for said candy wrapper, and keep a straight…

Five times a day seems excessive. I have a pretty high sex drive and even once a day is uncomfortably iffy. It would have to be mediocre and uninspiring for me to be like “yeah, I’m gonna need to do this again” just to be satisfied.

I don’t know much about Moby, I was never into his music...

Witch Cunt™️...

Re: Kloe

I thought that said “witch cunt” and I wasn’t even a little surprised. Even after I reread it for clarity, still wouldn’t have been surprised if it had said what I thought it said. That’s where I am with this guy.

Ive been trending away from smokey eye looks for the past few weeks. I was watching some of Lisa Eldridge’s videos on The YouTubes and really enjoy the looks she does with shadow just blended into the outer V of the crease. I’ve been doing some variations on that with a matte cream colored shadow on the lid and a…

I have zero recommendations but I have to say I did not like any of the Drunk Elephant line. Given the price and the hype, I expected wayyyy more. I’m glad the stuff I got was a gift and I didn’t spend the money (not that I would have) on the products or I’d be really annoyed.

Black & White cross stitch portraiture sounds like a uh lucrative niche to get into.

Maybe it’s just me...

So, why isn’t Michelle coming for some of the queens this season who aren’t padding like she did for a few queens in previous seasons?

Missing stuffed animals are nothing to scoff at. I had a stuffed white polar bear (he was stuffed with softer beanie baby type stuffing rather than fiber fil) when I was 7 and it was the most awesome cuddle buddy right up into my difficult high school years. He went “missing” one day and it was devastating. I found…

I haven’t been able to start, let alone finish, a single crochet project in months. Katherine Heigl has more time than I do... she should feel bad.

I certainly get where she is coming from on that. I get a little salty when people feel the need to point out how good I look even though I’m still fat. I smile and say thank you because it isn’t worth it to have to explain why I’ve just told them to go fuck themself after receiving such a “nice compliment”

I had a few firsts this week. I was told I was “hot,” “sexy,” that I had a great body... I don’t know if everyone who has gone through life altering weight loss has trouble processing those types of comments being made to them but I’m still kind of thinking maybe he was making fun of me. He assures me he was not, but…