He brings “the talk” up at least once a week. We’ve been seeing each other since September but have known each other casually for a couple of years. He’s got a lot of good in his corner: smart, funny, charming, always smells good, super handsome, really good kisser, great manners, very good in bed. We have great…

She doesn’t wear sweaters and I don’t think I’ve even seen her wear a coat in maybe 10 years or so. She likes purple, but doesn’t wear purple. She doesn’t want something dark, but doesn’t like light colored scarfs. She wants something warm but not heavy, and doesn’t want to feel like she’s got something itchy around…

So last week I went on a long rant about some shit going down at work... and then I went and posted it in the wrong place. I felt very silly about it all. But getting it out was therapeutic nonetheless.

Can I just say that there are days at the end of my week when it could reasonably be said that the only thing animating me is the copious amounts of dry shampoo that has been deposited on my head? A disgusting truth but a necessary evil when it takes nearly two hours to blow dry and flat iron my hair.

Shit... I’m sitting over here crying my fucking eyes out from reading that.

Zombie Sharknado

I feel like I’m always bitching about something here at SNS, but...

You do you, folks... but I find the idea of a 34 year old with a 19 year old just yucky irregardless (come at me!) of gender. I would make the argument that 15 years is not such a big deal when bother parties are older, though I’m still kinda icked out by larger age differences, but it just seems extra wrong when…

Agree on Get Out. I’m insufferable about it. If you haven’t seen it yet, you should.

Adam Driver falls into the “sexy but not necessarily attractive” category for me. His voice and the way he speaks really does it for me. I’d honestly do him so dirty he’d forget his own name for a few days. The emo, broody schtick hasn’t done it for me since I was a teenager but I’d give Kylo Ren the best 40 minutes…

The Trump administration is scaling back the use of fines against nursing homes that harm residents or place them in grave risk of injury, part of a broader relaxation of regulations under the president.

The guy I’ve been seeing got me Magic 8 Ball, a LeeLoo Funko POP! figurine for my desk at work, some amazing socks that are the warmest thing I can possibly imagine (I fucking love them!), and a perfume I’ve been bitching about wanting forever but unwilling to spend the money on. I’m not sure how I’d feel about…

I guess I’ve been lucky. The ones I use are slippery but not sticky. I couldn’t do sticky. I do enjoy a nice tinted balm as well though.

Shit. I worked hard to have actual curves, I am not wearing a goddamn tent dress.

My mother.

I need more information on what the one in the bathtub had up her butt.

I posted back in October about a couch blanket I was working on to replace the one my dog had stolen. I finally got to finish it during my long down time with an illness, and then this happened...

I spent last evening baking banana bread and lemon drizzle cakes and today making lasagna soup, which is apparently a thing, for my dinner on Christmas day. I’m getting over an upper respiratory infection that had me down for almost a week. This was the third time I was ill in three months. I’m usually totally healthy…

I feel like ugly sweaters have passed some point where they’ve stopped being ironic and started being almost cool. I liked when people wore them and you had to tell them their shit was ugly, now you can’t shut them about how awesome their terrible sweater is. I have zero patience for it and am definitely the fun…

My Pembroke Corgi’s nubby docked tail agrees with you. Her parents were both working dogs, so I could understand the need for their tails to be docked, but the breeders knew my little bitch would be living the life of a free loader and would have no need to worry about a cow nipping at her tail. The only positive spin…