The Jezebel alternative is to report in a wildly inaccurate fashion, fabricating key details and misleading the rage drones down a path of ignorance. In an odd way, plagiarism is a refreshing improvement for Jezebel.

For a holiday that most sensible people are now arguing shouldn’t even exist

You’re an idiot.

There’s no reason it should have ended differently.

It figures this kind bullshit would come from California.