Her lung capacity must be comparable to Michael Phelps’s. Cause damn.

I’m not pretending. If you don’t like it, fine. Don’t dismiss other people liking it as pretend.

Since you asked.

Since you asked and only since, as it is not in my nature to be forward with my thoughts on others... Let me frame for you what a third party might observe:

This. I don’t like the idea of this kind of comparison. They are each good at what they do. Let’s not pit two women against each other this way.

I love how you went from

I never said you couldn’t express your opinion, I’m just letting you know no one cares about it. Someone had to, might as well be me.

Brit and Bey are two very different pop artists, they don’t need to have their performances compared. Enjoy one, both, or be sad and gain nothing from their work.

That’s nice, but nobody cares.

She obviously runs a tight ship.

She came, she saw, she slew.

I doubled down earlier on her not being able to top the BET awards, and I'm eating my hat.

Every time I say Beyoncé can’t top her last performance, she shuts my mouth.

If I was publicly condemning the actions of my friend, who I still cared about, and wanted in my life; I would make it clear that what I have problem with is their behavior. I still loved them, but the behavior isn’t acceptable. It’s a way to make clear that it is Metzger the asshole troll she’s condemning, and not…

Yeah, I’m getting tired of these Purity Tests leading to binary judgments on who is or isn’t okay to like and enjoy. But I’m old, so I accept that I’m out of the loop on this. I like Amy. I will continue to like Amy, even if her friends are dickbags that she doesn’t immediately set fire to in a public setting.

Honestly it sounds like a network and/or lawyer has heavily coached her on this subject. She’s normally very direct, and if she has an opinion, she shares it.