The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

In response Lynch was going to make a shirt mocking Blount's nickname but he couldn't find a play on, "that guy who backed up Le'Veon Bell."

Pump the breaks there Miss Assumption. Your again tossing a entire group of people it the proverbial trash bin of society just because you don't like them, also your saying that when one person does it everyone like them does it. Sorry but honestly thats so prejudice.

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

Aggravated rape in Tennessee is a Class A Felony - 15 to 60 years in prison. That's just a range so I don't know what actual sentence might end up being, but for multiple counts of aggravated rape I'd guess it will be a (deserved) doozy.

He really tee'd that one up for you

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

Will they still penalize him if he does something like repeatedly pulls his butt cheeks apart and then slams them together? Constant evolution. This is what is known in behavioral ecology as an "arms race."

How about the Patriots can take out 1 PSI for each Lynch crotch grab?

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

Unfortunately for archery's future, Anderson can't look at a woman without quivering.

Sure, this guy shows his sweet archery skills inside and everyone thinks he's cool. But when I do my mom tells me "it's about time for me to find somewhere else to live."

Probably the most devastating use of the belt since Adrian Peterson.

Why does how rich they are matter? Answer: it doesn't! That part of the article is just propserity-shaming and should be removed.

This post strongly suggests your view of reality is just as limited as the woman you are attacking.

You're a piece of shit.

I suspect you are very wrong. She lost her child. She knows that. It would be great if everybody could stop being so freaking judgmental and self-righteous about this, and consider that maybe the parents did the best they knew how in a confusing situation.

So you're angry at Carla Alcorn because she mistreated her kid so your solution is to have people mistreat her? That makes perfect sense. Thank you for sharing your profundity.