I totally went into this post thinking the mascot was involved somehow.

"Florida Man Scores Game-Winning Basket For Wrong Team"

With such a unique, hot take as that ESPN should hire you to come on Cowherd or First Take...

Considering the alternative is three more hours of Skip Bayless or "30 for 30: Tragedy at Buttnut High's 1989 JV Track Meet," I am okay with meaningless college football eating TV hours.

It is literally impossible for me to care less about minor bowls, before or after the playoff. They were, are, and will be a nuisance that eat TV hours.

Lou Holtz's comments are becoming increasingly difficult to transcribe.

I'm sure he'll be one of the 67 alternates that end up at the game.

I asked an autistic kid about that, but he just laughed and destroyed my cat with his mind powers.

It's too late. He's already caught the jungle fever!

I think he was setting up a pass. These can be painfully slow sometimes.

Yeh, there is 3 wrongs in this vid:

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

Right. I don't want a prize, but also, don't basically tell me to shut up. That doesn't do anyone any good.

I thought it was a wonderful piece, but I sincerely doubt that most good white people—or at least the good white people who run in my circles—believe that they "deserve a fucking prize." I think they're expressing empathy.

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.

You're right. How dare I demand facts. Using a lie as a symbol won't bite you in the ass...

I am thinking big picture. Hitching your wagon to a factually incorrect account is a quick way to undermine your cause.

I would get behind this if there was evidence it was fucking true. Unless someone can correct me the only indication of this being factual is Dorian Johnson.

Those two refs probably had Denver -9.5 on advice from Tim Donaghy

For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.