As a Panthers fan, I laughed at this. Then I cried.

Agent: Cam, you need a firewall to potect you from this happening.

Your getting to worked up over nothing.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

I love all of the "seriousness" of your comment. If you honestly think that that hit is equivalent to all of the other contact in football, I hope to god you never coach or referee the game in any capacity.

You're absolutely correct. I've fixed.

That's anywhere from 0.2 to 0.6 percent less booze than promised, with four offering a disparity of more than 0.3 percent—a threshold that, according to KOMO, violates federal law.

Overpriced beers as a justification to prevent fans from "overindulging"? That is awfully goddamn convenient. And all this time I thought they were just gouging me...

"If you all came here for an education, you should have gone to Harvard."

Chapel Hill is a liberal paradise. Why would I be surprised by fraud there and the soft bigotry of lowered expectations

I normally serve mine in a beer batter but only to my guests that are 21+.

BUT NOT RED

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

In Chicago's defense, Jay Cutler has been handling the punting duties with his arm this season.

Football players aren't racist, they all do dumb stuff equally.

Aw, he thinks he's people!

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

"Abortion, for me," continued Krzyzewski, "It's a lot like saying, 'I'm not going to bother recruiting.'"

Obama: [listens to Coach K's remarks]