James Harden: Hair should grow down out of one's face!

"Locker-room harmony."

A Cardinal with that inability to recall specific details is sure to end up in Rome someday.

The community service part is what cracks me up most. That implies that they think a college athlete taking money is in some way harmful to society.

I hope to god he just says "Fuck you" and starts training for the NFL.

Went to high school with Jeremy back in '03 in St. Louis and he was the nicest guy you'd ever meet. By all accounts he remains a great guy. That Gatorade must of said something.

What about driving the right way?

We all appreciate your ability to be self-righteous in the face of tragedy.

Hopefully, there won't be one fucking "the right way" comment, and I'm not even a Cards fan. Be decent human beings. So much potential gone at such a young age. Condolences to his family and friends.

That was a more measured response than I expected. You're alright.

This combines two things I hate: Phil Collins and the fact that I'm a Jets fan.

Harris: "So is this going to be on ESPN and stuff?"

Oh, I can lie the shit out of something. Y'all don't even know the whole truth.

Solid left jab, solid right hook, hasn't taken a solid dump in 6 years.

He's just upset about his murdered parents.

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

As someone who lives 2 miles from this place, I gotta say I'm not surprised. They win best burger every year for some strange reason (they're decent), but that place is a total dump, and the owner is a class A Douchebag.

Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.