Too bad he's never been convicted or charged with either rape or murder. He did knock the fuck out of a stripper, allegedly. So in short not only are you not that funny, but you just made me defend Pac man jones, for that you are an asshole and i hope some minor inconvenience happens to you (losing your keys for 45min…

Hey hey hey let's at least point out the obvious good thing about the game!

Jets fan here.

Not sure which guy you mean, but they're both taking snaps.

Thank you for your brilliant analysis and wonderful contribution to the discussion.

Is this different from the Manziel case? If not, I'm interested to see how the NCAA tries to justify treating Gurley much more harslhy than it treated Manziel.

I may be a voice in the wilderness, but FUCK that Tipster and especially FUCK the NCAA. Again, could just be me thinking that.

photo caption: many, many others taking benefit from Todd Gurley's likeness.

You don't need to use the euphemism "possibly accepting extra benefits for his likeness". You can just call it sexual assault.

I posted this when the story hit a few days ago, but I'll say it again . . . did you HEAR this guy's head hit the floor? Did you freaking HEAR it? The sound is between :09 and :10, and it is horrifying. If you have speakers or headphones, you will be sickened.

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

You are a North American, and probably a male

Reached for comment, Joe Flacco said, "Football is fun. I like football. We should play football when it is time to play football."

Devil's advocate — why shouldn't you be torn limb from limb by hungry lions during halftime of Monday Night Football? Gory and illegal, sure, but is it wrong?

Power Five (REVISED):

Really glad you caught this. Couldn't believe the broadcast cut away so quickly (and the announcers didn't acknowledge it). Easily the most riveting action of the last two hours.

Deadspin rails on people all the time for being racist, but they hate the entire Midwest. Fuck this website.

I would eat this.