“When you are a pioneer, like I am, it’s not easy,’ she said. ‘I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street.’”

I came here and didn’t see color.

“When young people see glamorous stars smoking and flouting the law, it undermines the progress that has been made in de-normalizing smoking and increasing awareness of smoking’s health risks.”

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

This is the correct answer:

In 1990, young Zabella had to see everything Christian Slater was in. The spark that was started by the bashful brother in The Legend of Billie Jean turned into a huge crush after watching Heathers. I sat through Gleaming the Cube (someone in Hollywood was like “let’s make a movie with skateboards!”) and The Name of…

Also, in five years, no one worth spending time with is really going to give a shit where you went to college.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

No, worries, mademoiselle, the oldest hipster in Brooklyn is on the case.

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

(unintelligible screaming)

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

He’d have a rage stroke.

That’s what is known as a Conservative estimate.

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

Yeah! Also: Fuck 1910-1919, SUCKY decade! And do NOT get me started on the 1890's...

I would counter that the more depressing reality is, the more people want an escape into fantasy. So excuse me while I wear a pink ballgown eating baked beans in my bomb shelter.

Raf Simons says he took “inspiration from the ‘20s, ‘30s, ‘40s, ‘50s, ‘60s, ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s, 2000s, [and] now.”

Women don’t care about impractical, bullshit fantasy dress-up this year. If it isn’t comfortable enough for crouching in a bomb shelter or standing on a raft for 3 days, it’s nonsense and unnecessary. Get a grip, Raf.