I’m not one to normally armchair diagnose, but I’d be stunned if Trump didn’t have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No, seriously, the man is a walking example of it.
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“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”
Mimi is happy with her boobs, and I am happy for her. Actually, she probably spent an hour getting glammed up to point them at that big ol’ Christmas tree for Instagram. It’s hard work. Your assistant has to get the Air BnB for you, and pack for you, and tell you to point your boobs at the tree. It’s hard work. Be…
Jon Hamm had a drinking problem at the time and has sought help for it. Kathy Griffin does not appear to have sought help for being unfunny.
What I really am failing to understand recently, is how so many people have made it through elementary and secondary school and come out the other side thinking “Hey, how about them Nazis?” Truly, the one area I thought our education system did a good job in was saying that the Nazis were among, if not the fucking…
Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.
Remember when Ann Romney was crucified for wearing $2000 blouses and riding expensive horses?
apparently it was “butcher’s autocorrect”...
This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.
I’m going to miss him so much!
Obama and babies will always kill me. So much cute!
#HappyHalloween
I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.
Cause they’re “Fair & Balanced”?
Just months after announcing their engagement on Instagram, these two have surprised the country by announcing she’s…
To be fair, that cat was a real sicko, and everyone knows that a cat will do anything up to and including ruining your life if you forget to give him wet food one day. A cat will literally plant evidence and make you go to jail forever to prove the point that the cat deserves wet food every night.
Tonight my kids learned that the foam swords we bought them for Xmas make more effective weapons if you hit with the plastic handles. While breaking it up I got whacked in the face, which left a big red mark. Kylie, you should enjoy irresponsible drinking and hookups at 18 as god intended.