This is like the first time the pet looks like the celebrity.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

Can we have a light and fluffy BCO next week? The last two have left me really depressed after. Humanity is doomed.

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

I don’t even know why I just checked my email on this tool. I’d never even heard of Ashley Madison until news of the leak started springing up.

The chances of this being the case are actually relatively high, given that Washington D.C. has the highest rate of membership of any city (and correspondingly, the hack released over 15,000 .gov or .mil email addresses).

“Textual Intercourse”.

I feel like I really missed out in life, never having had sex with someone whose back doubled as reading material.

I knew one of you silly fuckers would show up eventually, sort of a whiny MRA manbaby point position.

I LIKE YOUR NEW AVATAR PIC MADDIE!

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Mine looked like a one eyed heroin addict.

Hey now. #NotallFloridians.

I think a lot of us would have joined you.

UGHHHHH my eyes melted out of my face when I read that then my face melted off of my body then i died.

See, though the way he’s phrasing it suggests any power she has in the relationship she has because it was granted to her by him which is in itself problematic.

And that deference had NO connection to that fact that you were her mother’s man and the father of her siblings for 10 years prior, right?

I met my husband when both of our daughters were nine years old. We dated for several years before we got married. If he had started sleeping with my daughter 10 years later after me giving birth to his child....y’all....Y’ALL....just put some money on my books at the commissary. I’d have been in jail.

She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift and let her take charge of so many things.