Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

EDIT: Last line -

post game, they’re not playing go fish with her on the bench during the game

I’ve drafted several scenarios.

1. He doesn’t give a shit, she’s never going to play pro.

2. He’s waiting until she graduates middle school.

As Da Ali G might say, maybe he doesn’t want her to see some huge dongs.

Who wants to start the Albert Burneko comma count username?

I found a higher res version

“Back when I was a kid, you know what I was? A man.”

“Kids shouldn’t even be allowed into a ballpark; they might have fun.”

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

Since we all hate Chris Paul, here’s a gif to lift our spirits:

Whatever, they should be tanking to get a better draft pick.

What the fuck?

He died as he lived. Burning gas.

My highlight was the incredibly washed-up Jimmer trying to pad his stats with a worthless three with 2 seconds left and Miles Leonard fouling him hard.

I love sports. But I HATE sports fans. Thanks for the reminder.

I see what you tried to do there.

Sanu might be better served switching to DB, he’s already fantastic at picking 6's.

Memo from womankind:

Her?