Yeah, I’ve seen this, they usually “plead ignorance”. In a just world, people who tried this would be forced to board dead last, and if you try it more than once, you’re ALWAYS boarding last.

Um, he’s had one year. Did you forget where Saban lost to an FCS team early on?

What does this even mean

I have friends that live in/have lived in Thailand. The reality is, if you get caught with drugs, you bribe the cops with the equivalent of $20, and go on with your day.

In related news, apparently the NFL was founded in 1996. #alternativefacts

That’s what she gets for parking on the line.

I can’t stop thinking bout the things you do

Sanghyuk “Faker” Lee ... made his stance on love and League fairly clear:

I have to assume you haven’t seen Zohan. Easily Schneiders best performance.

Came here for the Minuteman Joke, wasn’t disappointed

If this is the worst thing that happened to you in Western Kentucky, you should probably consider yourself lucky

“2. Foreign objects in the body”

Yeah, I had to look twice to confirm that this sad sack article wasnt a HamNo production.

Yup.

YEAH, YOU WOULDN’T

Well, there is a sports article about Bears indiscriminately taking what they want without remorse, if that’s more your speed...

You really need to stop posting. Oleruds posts are reasonable, and you need to take your shrill BS back to Jezebel, where someone might care.

Speaking of Trump, I’m not a fan, but he would earn mad cool points if he pushed for a law forcing people who assault opposing fans for “talking shit” to immediately report for a vasectomy.

You must be new to loljezebel... Anything with a penis should be throwing down rose petals and thanking their lucky stars that anything with a vag is so much as looking in their direction

I always assumed the 5 bullets represented the total number of minutes Urban Meyer suspended him for his infractions at UF.