how tone deaf are you to equate what he did to actual sexual assault? 

that’s the vibe here. these folks fancy themselves the new Puritan judges of what Thou Shalt Not Do. 

so many folks love casting first stones around here, as if anyone asked them to dictate how much ‘penance’ this man should do.

i’m not sure how ‘jacking off in front of someone who verbally gave consent and later decided they were a victim of something’ is the same thing as ‘rape’, so i’m doubly unsure as to how a rape whistle joke would’ve been in poor taste for this comedian.  

i’m not a fan of his, but really. this world of ours is not…

According to you?

Now we've decided hes not allowed to use the internet anymore?  

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

I always love it when sports fans like to show us how benevolent and altruistic they are by publicly announcing they do not wish severe medical ills against a person employed by a rival team of theirs. A bunch of mother effin Theresas’ I tell ya.

On the bright side, at least with OSU, Michigan State, Penn State, and Maryland having had horrific scandals in the last decade, we can expect Big Ten fans to tone down their self-righteous, delusional bullshit...loljk. 

So was this post out of genuine sympathy or just an effort to make it about what a good person YOU are? To soak up some of those endorphins that you get when people click that ‘like’ button on something you wrote?

Not surprised in the least. You were asking an athletics program and fanbase that glorifies a coach who punched an opposing player on the field to fire probably the second best coach in the country with a $38m buyout.  Urban is a shitty human being for this but he was never going to get fired.

Oh wow an Eagles fan! Tell us more about the teams you like!

Should I not be mentioning Soul Glo? What about the minute differences between a Big Mac and Big Mic? In the face!? 

My wife and I just bought a house in Pittsburgh and I’m a Steelers fan now. Don’t @ me.

The restaurant is correct but better a well behaved dog than an out of control child.

Was that guy Jameis Winston by any chance?

As a resident of smaller city with a shitty public transportation system I have to disagree. Here at least the buses DO have stops out in the suburbs, but if I try to get to work that way it takes over an hour to get to a place that is only 12 miles away.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

Yes, I believe it’s called Marvmarinovichism  

Can urban fake another heart attack to get off of this situation?? He is the only man in America that would make Greg Schiano look like a nice guy.