“I know some people don’t like Romo because he gets super excited all the time”

If he had played for the Bills or Cardinals, it wouldnt even be a debate. But, y’know, cowboys.

Given Donnie's track record of paying his bills, do you really think it matters how much was charged?

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Lol, not even close.  Horrible take.

Yeah, but a Jezebel ban is like a badge of honor.

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Yup, attention whores aren't "heroic" or "badass"; I'd expect that kind of take over on Jezebel, but not here.

Im not going to explain anything.  Simply put, if you think this is "heroic", you're an idiot.

Maybe he was trolling her, as she deserved to be?

I made the grave error of choosing to attend college in Kentucky, home of the most annoying, deluded sports fans in the country. I would give literally anything for a do-over.

YOUNG BROWN WHIPPERSNAPPER WITH VAG HAVING OPINION, ME NO LIKE, HULK SMASH

Coincidentally, that cyst tends to really kick into overdrive when you lose Tebow and subsequently start getting your shit pushed in by Alabama, et al.

Beat me to it. Ohio is Alabama with shittier weather, food, and football.

Athens tho (if you're under 30)

Bad take is bad.

I was about to say, if your wife uses her pussy as a reward...  I regret to inform you that you married badly.

One thing that scares me about having kids is that if I had a boy he’d likely be undersized (as I was) and eventually some deplorable loser coach would do something like this, and I’d be compelled to go to the school and do something that would get me arrested. Incredibly sad that stuff like this still goes on to this…

Yeah, the implication that SHE’S the one dating up is hilarious.

CUZ THEY WANT TO MURDER ALL TEH GAYS HERP DERP