Hell, the KO was faster than that, it was just so quick that even the ref seemed stunned when it happened. Just watching it was insane as even if I’ve seen fighter attempt that before, I’ve never seen someone succeed like Masvidal did there. I also read that apparently they had scouted Askren’s reaction to the move…

Does Durant really strike you as the kind of guy who would have several duplicitous face-to-face conversations with teammates just prior to the most important decision of his career, as opposed to the type who’d just stop answering text messages from his teammates during that period and later faux-apologize to them…

“For all the greys ...”

You mock but I’m sure in 20 years some Silicon Valley Douchebag will be taking his kid to their first game, point up at Durant’s retired jersey and say “You see, Little Elon, that jersey belonged to Kevin Durant. An extremely online weirdo who played here for three years in the service of building a brand nobody cares…

Learn to code

I don’t disagree at all with your point that we shouldn’t pay any attention to Ben Shapiro, but thirteen hundred words about him- over forty percent of which are direct quotes of his- seems like a weird way to go about making it.

But will it decimate all, with about 15 grand (or more) in overnight parts from Japan?

“Everyone that watches Facebook news now is like 68 years old. So it’s awful. I mean, they vote, but whatever”

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

I don’t understand how someone so talented and accomplished can have such a fragile ego.

That send is known as the "Wendell Kim".

I haven’t even been to this track and I could see the flags VERY clearly in the videos. AER requires some prior experience so they don’t have to hold everybody’s hands on basic rules like “what does the yellow flag mean?” He should’ve just accepted the worker’s apology for a (wholly understandable!) overreaction and…

The entire setup for his story was a string of excuses and brags about what he does and who he knows.

You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.

If it isn’t on the bill, you don’t owe it. File this under - reasons US tipping culture should be eliminated.

I know the general sentiment here is to be anti-captalist, anti-owner, anti-rich. 85% of the time I’m sympathetic. But this is a cold take. First he was a replacement caddy, Kuchar is under no obligation to pay him 10%. Then he offered 15k, a very very reasonable response. And even in the end, he got more than agreed…

Slow day?

Toucher and Rich are surprisingly pretty great. In terms of the two big Boston area sports radio stations, The Sports Hub and WEEI, they are by far the best personalities (which probably isn’t saying much when you consider Felger, Mazz, Ordway, Callahan and the like). They usually spend most of their time making fun…

Is Jalopnik, like, contractually obligated to attach “Holy-Grail” to every description of this engine?

Remember these on Pontiacs and possibly other GM cars?