I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot Harambe

Or maybe it’s because the Olympics are shit

Don’t even think about taking my beloved Lions! I need an excuse to wander around Detroit and get very drunk on Sundays

I can’t agree more. Indianapolis and Indiana as a whole are terrible. There’s literally nothing good about them.

Lions are so fucking bad they found a way to lose to Baltimore’s kicker on Monday Night Football a few years ago

I just noticed what time this article was posted. Touche

Don’t give anyone any ideas

It was right after he bought the WWE from uncle Vinnie. He sold the stunner like shit

Who would sell the stunner better today, Hillary or Donald?

Evander and Patrick Kane, watch out in Buffalo

In fresh water? Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

The only way to get a reception on the Browns is stand behind a fence

I cant wait for San Fran’s.

God damn it +1

My first beer story: I was 2, I took a beer from the fridge thinking it was a pop. Walked to the couch sat down next to my dad. Dad calmly watched in amusement as I proceeded to open the can take a huge swig, instantly spit it back up and start crying. Thanks dad.

I just teared up a little reading that story. It’s like i felt it

.138 is that his GPA or his BAC?

This game will bring peace to the world. Everyone will turn into Pokemon Go zombies wandering the streets looking for Pokemon and I’m ok with that

Based of the fans and general shittiness of the teams they root for, what will be Football’s most disgraced city this year?

97 Wings Stanley Cup