I just noticed what time this article was posted. Touche

Don’t give anyone any ideas

It was right after he bought the WWE from uncle Vinnie. He sold the stunner like shit

Who would sell the stunner better today, Hillary or Donald?

Evander and Patrick Kane, watch out in Buffalo

In fresh water? Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

The only way to get a reception on the Browns is stand behind a fence

I cant wait for San Fran’s.

God damn it +1

My first beer story: I was 2, I took a beer from the fridge thinking it was a pop. Walked to the couch sat down next to my dad. Dad calmly watched in amusement as I proceeded to open the can take a huge swig, instantly spit it back up and start crying. Thanks dad.

I just teared up a little reading that story. It’s like i felt it

.138 is that his GPA or his BAC?

This game will bring peace to the world. Everyone will turn into Pokemon Go zombies wandering the streets looking for Pokemon and I’m ok with that

Based of the fans and general shittiness of the teams they root for, what will be Football’s most disgraced city this year?

97 Wings Stanley Cup

I hope Andy brings Sensei Seagal to his corner to back him up for this fight

NFL defines concussion as:

The struggle is real

When is the NFL going to define “concussion?”

Anything about brothers soul being taken by Pegasus’s millennium eye?